I’ve been a clog dancer for many a year
And my body has felt the effects of good beer
But now as my clogs hit the dance floor
My bosom won’t stay where it used to before
So it’s off to Sadie
Sadie’s lady’s bra store
Sadie the Bra Lady
At her nearest store
When I did a side step I found that my chest
Would go half to the east and half to the west
And skipping just makes me feel down in the mouth
As one headed north while the other went south.
So it’s off to Sadie
Sadie’s lady’s bra store
Sadie the Bra Lady
At her nearest store
A nice lady took me to the back of the shop
And looked at my bosom while I had a hop
She said "We have just the thing in the store
A 38E in full impact force four"
So it’s off to Sadie
Sadie’s lady’s bra store
Sadie the Bra Lady
At her nearest store
I tried on the bra and did a hop or three
And my bosom stayed just where it ought to be
They both moved together – but not very far
In a perfectly fitted and comfortable bra
So hat’s off to Sadie
I will go evermore
To Sadie the Bra Lady
In her excellent store.
© Brenda M Boyd
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