My Bosom's A Wild Rover

I’ve been a clog dancer for many a year

And my body has felt the effects of good beer

But now as my clogs hit the dance floor

My bosom won’t stay where it used to before

 

So it’s off to Sadie

Sadie’s lady’s bra store

Sadie the Bra Lady

At her nearest store

 

When I did a side step I found that my chest

Would go half to the east and half to the west

And skipping just makes me feel down in the mouth

As one headed north while the other went south.

 

So it’s off to Sadie

Sadie’s lady’s bra store

Sadie the Bra Lady

At her nearest store

 

A nice lady took me to the back of the shop

And looked at my bosom while I had a hop

She said "We have just the thing in the store

A 38E in full impact force four"

 

So it’s off to Sadie

Sadie’s lady’s bra store

Sadie the Bra Lady

At her nearest store

 

I tried on the bra and did a hop or three

And my bosom stayed just where it ought to be

They both moved together – but not very far

In a perfectly fitted and comfortable bra

 

So hat’s off to Sadie

I will go evermore

To Sadie the Bra Lady

In her excellent store.

 

© Brenda M Boyd 

MMII

© D W Bennett 2016